THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
I am so bad at conversation I’m sorry if u have ever tried to talk to me omg
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world
what the hell, nickelodeon?
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
when someone tickles ur neck
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
"you are trash"