supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

keepcalmimspidey:

almostcrazycatlady98:

Cats Being Cats

i cant believe people dont like cats…

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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makaraena:

Perfect couples don’t exis-
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ohgomen:

seriously jealousy is the worst emotion 

you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time

and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed

people: watch your language
me: oh shit sorry

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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mattheww:

My friend works for FOX and this is what greeted him on his way into work this morning.

mattheww:

My friend works for FOX and this is what greeted him on his way into work this morning.

I suck at texting unless:
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

surprisebitch:
seancodyfan:

the most important photo of our time, the leader of the free world talking with president Obama

seancodyfan:

the most important photo of our time, the leader of the free world talking with president Obama

icriedwhenbobbydied:

stunningpicture:

A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

nash grier

icriedwhenbobbydied:

stunningpicture:

A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

nash grier